kittiecunt:

Half the time I just masturbate because there’s nothing else to do.

(via einsamernorden)

aureat:

some people have sex in the kitchen

i eat in my bed

(via einsamernorden)

Autsch.

(Quelle: whatisyourmiracle, via arschlochxmodus)

cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

(via hotboyproblems)

Weed - Marijuana